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6 Tips To Make Your Tits Look Bigger TONIGHT

4/26/2014

"Now that's a way to make them look bigger and smell lemony fresh!"

Written by Gia Gotham

Have a big night out? Hot date? Want to know how to make your boobs look bigger right now? I have some easy fool proof tips that will get your boobs out right where you need them.

1. Wear A Smaller Bra. This works especially well if the top is a boobie top. Boobie top would be something that reveals cleavage or is low cut. A properly fitting bra will not give you that crazy cleavage you're looking for in that boobie top. The cleavage spillage you sport will have him (or her) eating out of your tits.

2. If Your Top Isn't A Boobie One, Skip The Pushup Bra. Pushup Bra's only work well for the boobie tops. If you wear a pushup bra under a t-shirt or a hoodie, the natural projection you have will be cut in half. Literally. That's the magic of the pushup, it pushes up the boob up and over. Not so magical if the cleavage cannot be seen.

3. Add A Strategic Layer. This sounds complicated but totally isn't. What I'm referring to here is a simple add on that can bring on the attention and cradle your boobs brilliantly. A vest or a little cardigan can do wonders in bringing out your boobs center stage. There are 2 things to remember though. One, nothing baggy, keep it form fitting. Two, have it buttoned directly under or one button spaced below your boobs. Even if your boobs aren't giving you the pop you want in that top, add a layer. Just try it. Trust me you will definitely see the difference.

4. Enhance Your Waist. Creating a larger bust can be as simple as creating an illusion. The illusion is via hourglass. The difference in hip to waist to bust ratio will sell that rack bigger if you enhance your waist. Now if you don't have the littlest waist that could, don't fret. There are undergarmet corsets you can wear below your top that train your waist tiny. If this is too drastic, there are belts you can wear over your shirt to help guide your waist to bust ratio.

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15 Signs You Know You're Dating A Boobaholic: For The Girls

3/30/2014

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"BOOBS! OMGOMGOMG!"

Written by Gia Gotham

1.Their eye level never quite seems to be level. *Ahem* *Ahahaaahem.* Yea that didn't work. Your boyfriend can't help himself. You are now asking yourself when he told you that you have "the most beautiful eyes" he's ever seen whether "eyes" meant tits.
2. When you say "Oww!" he immediately checks to make sure your assets are okay first. Hey, he cares.
3. Doesn't matter if you wear rumpled t-shirt or a designer top, if your tits look huge and perky it's immediately his favorite. You know the shirt. It could even be sweaty and smelly from your workout. You have his complete attention. *Ahem*
4. He knows your bras better than you. You might have forgotten which one you put on this morning. Once he sees you he gets that knowing smile. Well you earn that smile if it's one he likes. He also all of a sudden turns into Versace with his bra suggestions. "Where's your little black satin one with the pink lace trim? I think it's exactly what that top needs."
5. You already caught on to his caveman like language. This also applies to THE bra. "Are you wearing the purple one" And you know exactly what he's referring to. Even his nonverbal language. You adjust your top and it's his dinner bell. Guess who decided to stop tweeting? Dinner is served. Work it girl.
6. An Angelina Jolie double could walk by and nothing. She could have a 12 for a face and bod, but if there isn't any lady lumps or significant boobage she could be a potted plant for all his attention could care. Meh.
7. Doesn't matter what the position, your boobs must be in excellent view. This could be during anything on the menu. Just think about and you'll know. *wink*
8. You become the most interesting, funniest, and smartest person when your brains are pushed up. You didn't think your work story could have earned you so much support. You had to repeat your joke a few times at your girlfriends house to get a freaking pity giggle. Now you're fucking Jeff Dunham. Literally. Ba-da-dun.

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12 Choices You Can Make Today For Bigger Tits Tomorrow

2/16/2014

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Written by Gia Gotham

1. Opt for Chicken instead of Turkey. Both contain estrogen, but chicken wins the bigger boob battle. Containing more fat, as well as encouraging a higher estrogen production, will be your best bet in increasing your bust quicker than with the leaner alternate. Especially pairing your chicken in a bed of leafy greens for healthier breast tissue and prevention of stretch marks, as well as adding nuts or flaxseed into the mix make for a bust boosting meal.

2. Skip the Coffee, and drink Green Tea instead. This is a hard one. Most are so accustomed to starting off the day with a cup of coffee. I personally had a hard time making the change from coffee, and kicking my extreme energy drink habit. I would have at least 2 cups and at least 3 energy drinks per day. I kicked both and drank straight iced green tea. My energy increased as well as my bust. Of course this was along with other changes but green tea has shown many health benefits, as well as metabolic advantages. Coffee drinkers, especially the 3 cups or more, have been shown in studies to have at least a 17% decrease in breast volume compared to the espresso or tea boobie ladies. Opt for a latte or make friends with green tea. Iced or hot, you pick. (I opted for Arizona Diet Green Tea since 1 gram carb count per glass)

3. Go Braless. That's right let them out. No I don't mean at work. God. After a long day at work you would think women would let the girls out. Wrong. Some even sleep with a bra on believing it is their best defense in support to prevent sagging. Best thing you can do to keep your girls perky? Let them hold their own. Challenging the pectoralis muscle is best defense in fighting against sag as well as strengthening your chest and building your chest up.

4. Add in some chest pumping exercises into your routine. Building your chest up will in turn make your chest muscle bigger and stronger. This also makes your bust appear bigger by bolstering up your chest muscles the lie below. And helps lift your boobs. Do push ups. Chest Press. Google Chest Exercises.

5. Massage your boobs. This is an old method of breast expansion that dates back several thousand years. It's been proven, and it works. It is also the most missed opportunity for boobie greed filled ladies. Make time for this, only takes 20-30 minutes a day and can dramatically increase your chest size through daily rub downs. 1 cup size in 30 days with massage alone. Employ your boyfriend. Trust me, if you tell him it will make your boobs bigger he'll remind you daily!

6. Massage some more. The more this is done, the bigger the results. Want bigger tits tomorrow? Get rubbing. The science here? Increased circulation increases the blood flow. The increased blood flow, along with that chicken nutty salad's estrogen you ate earlier feeds your boobs the boosting ingredients they need to expand as rapidly as you initiate.

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Bigger Boobs By Drinking Beer?

2/11/2014

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Written by Gia Gotham

To answer this simply yes. But it isn't the yes you were hoping for. The equation makes sense. Beer contains hops. Hops contains a plant based material called phytoestrogens-a mimicker of estrogen that tricks the female body to think it is getting pumped with estrogen which generally gets a booby response. So it's simple- Since hops contains the magical ingredient for naturally bigger boobs and beer contains hops, that means drinking beer means your boobs get magically bigger right?

Let's explore this controversial topic that originally aired on "Manswers: How Can Beer Make Your Girlfriend's Boobs Bigger?"

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Truth is beer only contains a small amount of hops in it. The stronger the beer, the more hops that is contained. But herein lies another set of issues. Boza, a Bulgarian Beer that was originally advertised to help mothers with breastfeeding issues, marketed their beer saying that it not only helped the new moms breastfeed better but made their boobs bigger as well. And the women who drank it supported these claims. There was one issue however. Boza, the Bulgarian booby beer, has an estimate 1000 calories per liter. That is about 8-10 times more calories than your average liter of beer. And the amount of hops found in this 1000 calorie beverage is only a small amount of hops in comparison to the amount of hops found in breast enhancement supplements. Those do not contain 1000 calories or require you to consume massive amounts of alcohol daily to grow your girls. In fact to ingest the same amount of hops that breast enhancement supplements have you would have to consume more than a 12 pack a day.

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10 Ways You Know Your Boobs Are In The Drivers Seat

2/7/2014

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Laserbeamed Boobie Greed at it's finest!

Written by Gia Gotham

1. You dress the 'girls' before you dress yourself. This one is pretty obvious. And it starts with the bra. What cleavage are you daring to bare and of course what top to showcase em in. Even if cleavage isn't bared, it's how your boobs look in the shirt or hoodie. Their lift, size, and projection have to be just right. Your entire ensemble is based off of what your boobs are wearing, the rest follows. Oh, and this is everyday. Not just special occasions or date night. Work, grocery shopping, lunch with a girlfriend. Even priority over shoes or accessorizing. Yup, those girls own you.

2. Your selfies have a reoccurring 'booby' theme. Look at your self pics on Instagram. Now check out your profile pics on Facebook. Anything appear to be repetitive? Shall we say boob-ja-vu? What features we showcase on our signature selfies or with our primary paparazzi pose is what we are selling. Boobs with a side of duck face? Those would be lips and tits. If you're figuring out a way to cram in those jugs and after several shots only taking the most booby flattering ones over the best quality or best face flattering ones then those jugs got your number. You get the idea.

3. Your primary concern with getting in shape is losing your boobs. Getting in shape is a great thing. Lose weight, strengthen and tighten up. So long as those boobs don't downgrade! You even spend the effort to research what sports bras or workouts might preserve what you have. Or the suspense is too much and you opt for only low impact exercise just in case. For the girls. Maybe the whole thought is too scary so you figure as long as you eat right you'll be fine. As long as you have your boobs that's what is really important. Yea screw working out I have my boobs. Besides your main motivation for trimming down was for a bigger boob to waist ratio. See the thought process? Boobs totally own you. They do your taxes. They raise your kids. They tuck you in at night.

4. Your girl crushes say it all. Do they all have something in common? And I'm not counting Angelina Jolie, that pout has a class of it's own. I'm even talking about the girl crushes your girlfriends don't even know about. Maybe you don't even know about. The ones that you've slammed in conversation because you had major booby greed. If these ladies are booby buxom beauties maybe you have a preference. Take some time and think about your double takes, idols, favorite tv or movie actresses. Ones past and present. Ding, ding, ding?

5. You get bouts of 'boobaphobia'. This is where you find yourself eyeing other boobs in the room, or on screen, or on your phone screen scanning Facebook, when you find yourself adjusting your own rack to compensate for others that may feel superior or competing. You know it's all in your head, but that doesn't make any difference. Because you are too focused on squeezing in extra cleavage heaves to get your girls upright, perky, and practically popping out of your bra and shirt in compensation. Some women are in complete denial of this. Which can be most entertaining for a overly busty gal like myself.

6. You have more than enough bras that range in hierarchy of cleavage. You plan your weekends ahead for what your boobs might come across and make sure you're prepared for all bouts of boobaphobia hitting. Even though those jugs are measured for a DD you enjoy wearing a C or D just for the boobage overflow that comes with jamming your girls into smaller cups. But who doesn't. What is entertaining is when asked or when offering your size, it is your truly measured size you give (which is not what you're sporting) and not the ridiculous one you're crammed yourself into that inquiring minds are wondering. Which generally leads to helpful girlfriends trying to offer solutions for correct fittings or bigger bras. Silly girlfriends. They just don't know how to make C's look like D's. Haters.

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