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How To Find Your True Bra Size

3/9/2014

"Measurements out of range? Now that's something new!"

Written by Gia Gotham

It can be pretty disheartening to be a big boobie babe and not be able to find a bra that won’t fit...did you keep a straight face? Yea, me neither. Secretly I love that nothing fits. But at the end of the day the girls got to be supported and that’s where a right fitting bra comes in.
There are 2 important factors in finding true bra size. Number 1 being your cup size. Cup size is basically the volume or fill of your boobs that will fit into a bra cup. It should be called a bowl since your boobs aren’t shaped like cylinders, or like a cup. Just saying. The cup size is pretty darn important when finding a bra. If you end up sporting a too small of cup size it can give you some pretty rad cleavage, albeit slightly deformed looking. You get ‘quad boob’. And cup sizes get harder and harder to find the larger you are. Number 2 is your band. This is the measurement under your boobs. The band measurement for the most part is your rib cage, and this will not change with expansion. Although just as it’s hard to find the extra large cup sizes, smaller bands are very hard to find with larger cup sizes. Ever notice how there are 32A’s and no 32DD’s? The band can have an inch or 2 added when determining your perfect bra size, just need to try a few and see what feels most comfortable and supportive. So here’s how to find your true bra size:

Find a tape measure. This is necessary in measuring your bust. To find your band and cup size, you have to take 2 measurements. When taking these measurements, you can wear a bra as long as it doesn’t have any padding or isn’t a minimizing bra. If you have sagging, this would be recommended.
Measure from the fullest part of your breasts and wrap the tape measure all the way around. The best way to do this will be as if you are putting on a bra backwards, starting from your back to meet at the front to get the reading. This is a loose reading, so make sure when taking this measurement to not have the measuring tape connect too tight to get your correct reading.
Measure under your breasts to get your band reading. Depending on what your read is here, will depend on what your correct band is. You may need to add an inch or two to this. If you are not an exact read, round up.
Once you have both readings, the large measurement taken from step 2 is to be subtracted from your adjusted reading from step 3. So Step 2-Step 3= X inches. X inches is what you will use to determine your cup size. Your adjusted Step 3 will be your band size. So in total, Step 3 + Cup Size = True Bra Size.

How X Inches Translates:

*Add 1 cup size up for every inch additional for cup size not shown on chart

There are a few things to keep in mind with this. There are so many factors into finding a perfect bra fit as boobs are pretty much like snowflakes. There are different shapes, fullness, projection, natural, implants, and size that can affect even your perfect bra size not actually feeling so perfect.

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A Day In The Life: The Boobie Diva Edition

3/2/2014

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Wonder what can hold more, my utility belt or cleavage?

Written by Gia Gotham

This is a segment I am calling, “A Day In The Life” to give perspective on a day in the life of a big boobed gal. What is it like walking around in big tits for a day? This is what I’ll be sharing here.

This particular edition is the “Boobie Diva Edition”. For all that only know me for my boobs, or those who do not know me at all, I am my husbands wrestling manager/valet. This is normally anywhere for 2-3 weekends a month, sometimes every weekend. He wrestles on the East Coast in independent federations and has been for the past 13 years. I only began shortly after our son was born and am almost going on 2 years as his manager. So now you know my weekend alias. “Mistress Meow” Bonnie Oddity, alongside my husband “Tattooed Ugly”Lenn Oddity. We make a truly odd pair. And the only professional wrestling couple in the world with split tongues. That’s 2 tongues each. Yea it’s totally hot. Anyways, to get a better idea of how his wrestling style is, and my managing style, check out his site for videos, bios, show dates, etc. So now onto A Day In The Life: Boobie Diva Edition.

Saturday, March 1st 2014.

10 AM: Alarm goes off. Start off my day making myself a 4 egg omlette. Yes I know it’s a lot of eggs. I’m also on a big boob diet. More on that later. Pour myself some Diet Green Tea and start making coffee for my husband. Already contemplating my outfit for managing later. Wondering if I should wear my new shoes that I can’t see anyways. #haven’tseenmyfeetinyears. I’m starting to think like that now. #soannoying. #more boobs.

11 AM: Start getting ready, start getting my outfit together. Time to strap in my girls. Holy hell. They got bigger since last show. I put on my double bra support, my 2 supportive tank tops, and add on my manager fishnet top then my new tank I had to switch to last show. (Had to switch because they grew out of my last one) As I pull on my new tank, my husband and I realize how small this new one has quickly now become. #fuck.

12 PM: Time gets close to leave for our 4 hour commute to Long Island and we squeeze in kitty time. No details here.

1 PM: We take off as I drive us down. I can already feel the enormous pressure of my boobs practically busting my hoodie open. Side note, outside of wrestling shows I dress pretty damn covered. I normally have my boobs completely covered although my boobs show off their size unmistakably in anything I wear. This hoodie I’ve worn many times, on a regular basis most days of the week. Today it felt like it was about to explode off my chest. Especially with the seat belt. This does make me smile. #secretly.

5 PM: We make it to the venue. About 3 hours until show time. Time to start saying hi to other workers and to put our gear away in the locker room. And lots of time to smoke. And get ready. And smoke. Which is what we do for the next couple hours.

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12 Choices You Can Make Today For Bigger Tits Tomorrow

2/16/2014

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Written by Gia Gotham

1. Opt for Chicken instead of Turkey. Both contain estrogen, but chicken wins the bigger boob battle. Containing more fat, as well as encouraging a higher estrogen production, will be your best bet in increasing your bust quicker than with the leaner alternate. Especially pairing your chicken in a bed of leafy greens for healthier breast tissue and prevention of stretch marks, as well as adding nuts or flaxseed into the mix make for a bust boosting meal.

2. Skip the Coffee, and drink Green Tea instead. This is a hard one. Most are so accustomed to starting off the day with a cup of coffee. I personally had a hard time making the change from coffee, and kicking my extreme energy drink habit. I would have at least 2 cups and at least 3 energy drinks per day. I kicked both and drank straight iced green tea. My energy increased as well as my bust. Of course this was along with other changes but green tea has shown many health benefits, as well as metabolic advantages. Coffee drinkers, especially the 3 cups or more, have been shown in studies to have at least a 17% decrease in breast volume compared to the espresso or tea boobie ladies. Opt for a latte or make friends with green tea. Iced or hot, you pick. (I opted for Arizona Diet Green Tea since 1 gram carb count per glass)

3. Go Braless. That's right let them out. No I don't mean at work. God. After a long day at work you would think women would let the girls out. Wrong. Some even sleep with a bra on believing it is their best defense in support to prevent sagging. Best thing you can do to keep your girls perky? Let them hold their own. Challenging the pectoralis muscle is best defense in fighting against sag as well as strengthening your chest and building your chest up.

4. Add in some chest pumping exercises into your routine. Building your chest up will in turn make your chest muscle bigger and stronger. This also makes your bust appear bigger by bolstering up your chest muscles the lie below. And helps lift your boobs. Do push ups. Chest Press. Google Chest Exercises.

5. Massage your boobs. This is an old method of breast expansion that dates back several thousand years. It's been proven, and it works. It is also the most missed opportunity for boobie greed filled ladies. Make time for this, only takes 20-30 minutes a day and can dramatically increase your chest size through daily rub downs. 1 cup size in 30 days with massage alone. Employ your boyfriend. Trust me, if you tell him it will make your boobs bigger he'll remind you daily!

6. Massage some more. The more this is done, the bigger the results. Want bigger tits tomorrow? Get rubbing. The science here? Increased circulation increases the blood flow. The increased blood flow, along with that chicken nutty salad's estrogen you ate earlier feeds your boobs the boosting ingredients they need to expand as rapidly as you initiate.

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Bigger Boobs By Drinking Beer?

2/11/2014

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Written by Gia Gotham

To answer this simply yes. But it isn't the yes you were hoping for. The equation makes sense. Beer contains hops. Hops contains a plant based material called phytoestrogens-a mimicker of estrogen that tricks the female body to think it is getting pumped with estrogen which generally gets a booby response. So it's simple- Since hops contains the magical ingredient for naturally bigger boobs and beer contains hops, that means drinking beer means your boobs get magically bigger right?

Let's explore this controversial topic that originally aired on "Manswers: How Can Beer Make Your Girlfriend's Boobs Bigger?"

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Truth is beer only contains a small amount of hops in it. The stronger the beer, the more hops that is contained. But herein lies another set of issues. Boza, a Bulgarian Beer that was originally advertised to help mothers with breastfeeding issues, marketed their beer saying that it not only helped the new moms breastfeed better but made their boobs bigger as well. And the women who drank it supported these claims. There was one issue however. Boza, the Bulgarian booby beer, has an estimate 1000 calories per liter. That is about 8-10 times more calories than your average liter of beer. And the amount of hops found in this 1000 calorie beverage is only a small amount of hops in comparison to the amount of hops found in breast enhancement supplements. Those do not contain 1000 calories or require you to consume massive amounts of alcohol daily to grow your girls. In fact to ingest the same amount of hops that breast enhancement supplements have you would have to consume more than a 12 pack a day.

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Extra Large Breast Expansion - Intro Of A Personal Journey

2/9/2014

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"The bigger the boobs, the bigger the fine!"

Written by Gia Gotham

With as many federal limitations and biological restrictions faced to expand our mammaries, there are options to achieve a larger endowed you naturally and/or surgically. I personally have explored most of these myself with much success, which is in part why I've decided to focus this site around breast expansion.

I generally get asked the same questions. "How do you get your hair so pink?" "Did your tattoos hurt?" And from the boldest "Are those real?" "How big are those?". What all of these surround is interest or anxiety. Interest could be from personal desire to want to do or have something that is being asked. Interest could also be from curiosity from observing something odd or out of the norm. Anxiety could be from initiating small talk or to distract from the obvious stare. Anxiety could be from being slightly frightened from not being exposed to something they don't understand. Breast expansion, especially extra large breast expansion, is odd and is something visually that triggers a loud reaction. Whether it be a positive or negative one. That is for another blog to which I will delve deeper.

My opinions on the availability in the US for extra large breast implants, the surgical option, is slightly split. On one hand, I find it very frustrating to find extra large breast implants. Since they are something I've spent countless hours searching for, researching, and emailing doctors from all over the globe on options I have to go as large as possible. And there aren't many options past a certain point. The ones that are available are very hush-hush since this is still considered to be a fringe type surgery that is looked down upon by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons. The doctors that do practice are few and to find them is a bit of a struggle. On the other hand, I feel that if you want something unique and life changing, it should be a bit of a struggle to truly appreciate it and find happiness. It's a way of truly knowing what you want if you have to fight to find it. Try finding information, concrete information on who offers what breast expansion surgery and to what size is available. You will easily find up to 800cc's no problem. To go larger is more work and the higher the cc's, the more quiet the boards become on forums and other sites.

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10 Ways You Know Your Boobs Are In The Drivers Seat

2/7/2014

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Laserbeamed Boobie Greed at it's finest!

Written by Gia Gotham

1. You dress the 'girls' before you dress yourself. This one is pretty obvious. And it starts with the bra. What cleavage are you daring to bare and of course what top to showcase em in. Even if cleavage isn't bared, it's how your boobs look in the shirt or hoodie. Their lift, size, and projection have to be just right. Your entire ensemble is based off of what your boobs are wearing, the rest follows. Oh, and this is everyday. Not just special occasions or date night. Work, grocery shopping, lunch with a girlfriend. Even priority over shoes or accessorizing. Yup, those girls own you.

2. Your selfies have a reoccurring 'booby' theme. Look at your self pics on Instagram. Now check out your profile pics on Facebook. Anything appear to be repetitive? Shall we say boob-ja-vu? What features we showcase on our signature selfies or with our primary paparazzi pose is what we are selling. Boobs with a side of duck face? Those would be lips and tits. If you're figuring out a way to cram in those jugs and after several shots only taking the most booby flattering ones over the best quality or best face flattering ones then those jugs got your number. You get the idea.

3. Your primary concern with getting in shape is losing your boobs. Getting in shape is a great thing. Lose weight, strengthen and tighten up. So long as those boobs don't downgrade! You even spend the effort to research what sports bras or workouts might preserve what you have. Or the suspense is too much and you opt for only low impact exercise just in case. For the girls. Maybe the whole thought is too scary so you figure as long as you eat right you'll be fine. As long as you have your boobs that's what is really important. Yea screw working out I have my boobs. Besides your main motivation for trimming down was for a bigger boob to waist ratio. See the thought process? Boobs totally own you. They do your taxes. They raise your kids. They tuck you in at night.

4. Your girl crushes say it all. Do they all have something in common? And I'm not counting Angelina Jolie, that pout has a class of it's own. I'm even talking about the girl crushes your girlfriends don't even know about. Maybe you don't even know about. The ones that you've slammed in conversation because you had major booby greed. If these ladies are booby buxom beauties maybe you have a preference. Take some time and think about your double takes, idols, favorite tv or movie actresses. Ones past and present. Ding, ding, ding?

5. You get bouts of 'boobaphobia'. This is where you find yourself eyeing other boobs in the room, or on screen, or on your phone screen scanning Facebook, when you find yourself adjusting your own rack to compensate for others that may feel superior or competing. You know it's all in your head, but that doesn't make any difference. Because you are too focused on squeezing in extra cleavage heaves to get your girls upright, perky, and practically popping out of your bra and shirt in compensation. Some women are in complete denial of this. Which can be most entertaining for a overly busty gal like myself.

6. You have more than enough bras that range in hierarchy of cleavage. You plan your weekends ahead for what your boobs might come across and make sure you're prepared for all bouts of boobaphobia hitting. Even though those jugs are measured for a DD you enjoy wearing a C or D just for the boobage overflow that comes with jamming your girls into smaller cups. But who doesn't. What is entertaining is when asked or when offering your size, it is your truly measured size you give (which is not what you're sporting) and not the ridiculous one you're crammed yourself into that inquiring minds are wondering. Which generally leads to helpful girlfriends trying to offer solutions for correct fittings or bigger bras. Silly girlfriends. They just don't know how to make C's look like D's. Haters.

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How Big is Too Big?

2/4/2014

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Written by Gia Gotham

To answer this simply, I believe this is held in the eye of the 'boobholder' and no one else. Size is subjective. What may be large to some may be small to others. And vice versa. And then there are those odd few, like myself, who can't even conceive of there being a "too big".

I have always been obsessed with above average ample breasts ever since I can remember. Who knows where it all began for me. I was a very early bloomer which encouraged my obsession. Started developing at the age of 11 where I pretty much awoke one day from an overnight transformation from flat as a board to training bra graduate. That also changed how boys, and especially girls, acted towards me from then on. The bigger my boobs have grown, the stronger and more blatant the thoughts, opinions, actions, and words have been towards me regarding my ever expanding cup size. Both positive and negative.

Society has such a skewed vision of what's beautiful let alone it's perceived opinion of big boobs and the ladies who sport them but that's even a whole other story. What does speak loudly for women as a whole are the solid numbers and growth in breast augmentation surgeries compared to other cosmetic surgeries. Breast augmentation has now surpassed liposuction and has taken the number 1 spot for most popular cosmetic surgery, at approx. 1,000 performed daily across the US. Hell I even had 2 of them in 2013 as part of my quest to go as big as possible. And I am not through. Not even close.

Most of the common feedback and personal concerns from other women I've heard has been with regards to their own cup size has varied with some things in common. The most common is the concern of going "too big" because of family, friends, or coworkers. "My mom would kill me if she found out" "My girlfriends will make fun of me for having fake boobs" "My job won't take me seriously", and many more. I stumbled across a very disturbing story on a large implant forum where a girl opted for smaller size implants although she had expanded several times as I have, only to trade down because of constant turmoil she felt from family, friends, and strangers. It saddens me how others can affect so deeply to where we can deny ourselves true happiness in actually being ourselves.

As odd as it sounds, having my boobs to the point to where I am practically immobile is how I do truly see myself. When I get asked "How big are you trying to go" and I answer with the same above response, I generally get a nervous laugh along with a form of "You're crazy!" I have nothing to hide, and it's taken me a long time to gain the confidence I have to tell people to jump in the lake or just ignore their ignorance. I hope others can get there as well as I hope my oddly large chest can encourage women to just be themselves and know they deserve to be happy! It's hard enough to be a woman, let alone worrying about constant approval for decisions regarding you that should only be decided by you.YOU are the one who lives with your boobs and your body, no one else.

How big is too big? How blonde is too blonde? Eyeshadow too bold? Long acrylic nails too slutty? Too tattooed? Too many piercings? Blue hair too loud? Too skinny? Too fat? Too muscular? All of these can only be answered by those they concern. If worn with confidence, if they help express who you are, how you are feeling, and help you become closer to how you truly see yourself, then there is no limit or a no answer to what brings you to YOU. We all begin the same way, as a blank canvas. We are not all going to turn out the same. I always say concerning tattoos, is you earn them. They found you and revealed themselves to you when the time came. We were born with them, they just needed a little help coming out. Body modification, cosmetic surgery, gender reassignment surgery, and body building are just a few of the processes and procedures that people go through to get closer to their true self. Who are we to judge?

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Got Boobie Greed??

How To Find Your True Bra Size

A Day In The Life: The Boobie Diva Edition

12 Choices You Can Make Today For Bigger Tits Tomorrow

Bigger Boobs By Drinking Beer?

Extra Large Breast Expansion - Intro Of A Personal Journey

10 Ways You Know Your Boobs Are In The Drivers Seat

How Big is Too Big?

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