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15 Signs You Know You're Dating A Boobaholic: For The Girls

3/30/2014

"BOOBS! OMGOMGOMG!"

Written by Gia Gotham

1.Their eye level never quite seems to be level. *Ahem* *Ahahaaahem.* Yea that didn't work. Your boyfriend can't help himself. You are now asking yourself when he told you that you have "the most beautiful eyes" he's ever seen whether "eyes" meant tits.
2. When you say "Oww!" he immediately checks to make sure your assets are okay first. Hey, he cares.
3. Doesn't matter if you wear rumpled t-shirt or a designer top, if your tits look huge and perky it's immediately his favorite. You know the shirt. It could even be sweaty and smelly from your workout. You have his complete attention. *Ahem*
4. He knows your bras better than you. You might have forgotten which one you put on this morning. Once he sees you he gets that knowing smile. Well you earn that smile if it's one he likes. He also all of a sudden turns into Versace with his bra suggestions. "Where's your little black satin one with the pink lace trim? I think it's exactly what that top needs."
5. You already caught on to his caveman like language. This also applies to THE bra. "Are you wearing the purple one" And you know exactly what he's referring to. Even his nonverbal language. You adjust your top and it's his dinner bell. Guess who decided to stop tweeting? Dinner is served. Work it girl.
6. An Angelina Jolie double could walk by and nothing. She could have a 12 for a face and bod, but if there isn't any lady lumps or significant boobage she could be a potted plant for all his attention could care. Meh.
7. Doesn't matter what the position, your boobs must be in excellent view. This could be during anything on the menu. Just think about and you'll know. *wink*
8. You become the most interesting, funniest, and smartest person when your brains are pushed up. You didn't think your work story could have earned you so much support. You had to repeat your joke a few times at your girlfriends house to get a freaking pity giggle. Now you're fucking Jeff Dunham. Literally. Ba-da-dun.

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What Are CC's And How Many Do You Get?

3/28/2014

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Which melon will your boobie greed pick for your um, melons?!

Written by Gia Gotham

You may have not even known what a cc was before reading that question. If you are interested in getting breast implants, or are dating a female who told you she got 600cc’s of fun stuffed into her chest, you may be wondering what the hell a cc is. Cc’s are a unit of measurement. One cc is equal to one thousandth of a liter or 1 milliliter (1mL). Still confused? To get a visual of how this works you can always use the rice test. 1 cup is equal to 236cc’s. If you wanted to see how a specific amount of cc’s will look on you, you can always measure out a correct amount of cc’s into a stocking or thigh high (or bag, but you might have some square looking ta-ta’s) under a bra to test out how a specific amount may look on you. Especially if you are considering breast implants, this is always a great way to see how comfortable you may be with the new you. The most advisable thing when considering breast implants is to have pictures of your goal. Walking into a plastic surgeon’s office and telling him you want 725cc’s because your friend got that size and you like how they look would not be advisable. Instead, bring a picture of your friend with the 725cc’s and tell him what you like about them. Everyone is different. Depending on your chest wall, natural breast tissue, skin tightness, weight, etc, will depend on how many cc’s you should get to achieve your desired outcome.

How many cc’s are possible to get for breast implants? They can get pretty high. But the issue is finding them. Once you get in the thousands, is gets harder. The largest in the world are from either custom saline expanders or from polypropylene (now banned). I personally walked into the plastic surgeon’s office with pictures of Beshine and Chelsea Charms. These women are both the largest in each implant type with Beshine having the largest custom saline expanders (rumored to be rated at 10,000cc’s) and Chelsea Charms having 3,000cc’s of polypropylene put in and to now have expanded past an estimated 10,000cc’s of volume. My dream is to be anywhere from minimum 6,000-10,000cc’s or higher. I have MAJOR boobie greed.

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A Day In The Life: The Boobie Diva Edition ll

3/19/2014

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"YAS! Twinning action!"

Written by Gia Gotham

There's always so much that happens at wrestling shows. People always wonder why Lenn and I are such homebodies, why we don't go out to bars and such. For one, we have a young son, Brutus, who is almost 2. Another reason is my work schedule. I work in sales for a corporate wireless company and work quite a bit so anytime we get as a family is special and normally spent at home. And finally people act quite ridiculous with us during day to day errands and running about that in order for us to have a good night it's generally spent around the few we consider friends or with each other at our house. Normally just each other. We're total partners in crime and can never get enough of each other. So with saying all that, wrestling shows is a completely different animal.

We always look forward to going, being around friends, and being able to be ourselves without having the scrutiny of being as odd as we are. This is also the only time I ever bare any semblance of cleavage. I figure it's the only place that can handle it. Even that can depend on the show and crowd.

11AM: Get ready. This show started for us a little later than usual since it was a local area show. What a relief. Normally having a 3-4 hour commute to other federations this was truly a relief to have a show about a half hour away. #winning

12PM: Try new top for wrestling diva wear. This was the second show in a row where I had to retire my previous top because of boobs unable to be contained anymore. This show I decided to try a fitted shirt rather than the tank tops I had been wearing with my catwoman-esq outfit. I was slightly worried with this one because I felt as though it was taking away from the catwoman look slightly it would at least offer more coverage.

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How To Have Tits That Won’t Quit: 6 Tips To Naturally Lift Your Ladies

3/18/2014

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"Angry Birds don't quit, neither should your tits!"

Written by Gia Gotham

How do you get tits that don't quit? How do you keep your boobs from sagging? How do you get your girls to stay put?

These are common questions I get and especially for the ladies that are naturally very well endowed it is a common concern.

Here are the best tips and best practices that work and give you tits that don't quit. Enjoy!

1. Stop Wearing A Bra All The Freaking Time. I cannot emphasize this enough. Seriously ladies, stop wearing your bra to bed. Around the house. When you get home from work, take off your bra. As much as you can stand it, go braless. Why might you ask? This is the best advice and first piece I offer to women asking how to keep their boobs from sagging. Going braless actually gives your ligaments and muscles a chance to strengthen up and hold up your boobs on their own. If you baby these chest muscles by always having a ubber supportive bra or pushup, you never allow those ligaments or muscles to do their job and keep your breasts lifted. By the time you hit your 30’s or pregnancy, guess what? You get mad saggage.

2. Work Out Your Chest. Push ups. Bench Press. Pectoral (Pec) Flys. Youtube chest workouts you can do with your own body resistance or with dumbbells. If you go to the gym then look for chest machines or equipment that shows the chest in the group of muscles targeted. This follows up with the first tip. How many female body builders or toned bitches do you see with sag? Then again of course how many body builders do you see with tits, but that is neither here nor there. Building up these muscles will also in turn help with a bigger bust or at least the appearance of more projection. Work it girl.

3. Wear A Bra That Is Slightly Loose Or Fits. This is something that has been a recent
growing trend with natural breast expansion and the results are in. Allowing the extra space while you run about the day at work or during errands helps build the muscles for assisting in lift as well as with growth. Why? The breast tissue gets stimulated by bouncing about in the slightly looser fitting bra, which will act as a light massage for hours. This constant stimulation brings in more circulation to the breasts which helps trigger more growth. And the looser fit also lets your muscles and ligaments do their job while still keeping you not feeling like a bra burning hippy by still offering slight to good support and not flapping about.

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How To Find Your True Bra Size

3/9/2014

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"Measurements out of range? Now that's something new!"

Written by Gia Gotham

It can be pretty disheartening to be a big boobie babe and not be able to find a bra that won’t fit...did you keep a straight face? Yea, me neither. Secretly I love that nothing fits. But at the end of the day the girls got to be supported and that’s where a right fitting bra comes in.
There are 2 important factors in finding true bra size. Number 1 being your cup size. Cup size is basically the volume or fill of your boobs that will fit into a bra cup. It should be called a bowl since your boobs aren’t shaped like cylinders, or like a cup. Just saying. The cup size is pretty darn important when finding a bra. If you end up sporting a too small of cup size it can give you some pretty rad cleavage, albeit slightly deformed looking. You get ‘quad boob’. And cup sizes get harder and harder to find the larger you are. Number 2 is your band. This is the measurement under your boobs. The band measurement for the most part is your rib cage, and this will not change with expansion. Although just as it’s hard to find the extra large cup sizes, smaller bands are very hard to find with larger cup sizes. Ever notice how there are 32A’s and no 32DD’s? The band can have an inch or 2 added when determining your perfect bra size, just need to try a few and see what feels most comfortable and supportive. So here’s how to find your true bra size:

Find a tape measure. This is necessary in measuring your bust. To find your band and cup size, you have to take 2 measurements. When taking these measurements, you can wear a bra as long as it doesn’t have any padding or isn’t a minimizing bra. If you have sagging, this would be recommended.
Measure from the fullest part of your breasts and wrap the tape measure all the way around. The best way to do this will be as if you are putting on a bra backwards, starting from your back to meet at the front to get the reading. This is a loose reading, so make sure when taking this measurement to not have the measuring tape connect too tight to get your correct reading.
Measure under your breasts to get your band reading. Depending on what your read is here, will depend on what your correct band is. You may need to add an inch or two to this. If you are not an exact read, round up.
Once you have both readings, the large measurement taken from step 2 is to be subtracted from your adjusted reading from step 3. So Step 2-Step 3= X inches. X inches is what you will use to determine your cup size. Your adjusted Step 3 will be your band size. So in total, Step 3 + Cup Size = True Bra Size.

How X Inches Translates:

*Add 1 cup size up for every inch additional for cup size not shown on chart

There are a few things to keep in mind with this. There are so many factors into finding a perfect bra fit as boobs are pretty much like snowflakes. There are different shapes, fullness, projection, natural, implants, and size that can affect even your perfect bra size not actually feeling so perfect.

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A Day In The Life: The Boobie Diva Edition

3/2/2014

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Wonder what can hold more, my utility belt or cleavage?

Written by Gia Gotham

This is a segment I am calling, “A Day In The Life” to give perspective on a day in the life of a big boobed gal. What is it like walking around in big tits for a day? This is what I’ll be sharing here.

This particular edition is the “Boobie Diva Edition”. For all that only know me for my boobs, or those who do not know me at all, I am my husbands wrestling manager/valet. This is normally anywhere for 2-3 weekends a month, sometimes every weekend. He wrestles on the East Coast in independent federations and has been for the past 13 years. I only began shortly after our son was born and am almost going on 2 years as his manager. So now you know my weekend alias. “Mistress Meow” Bonnie Oddity, alongside my husband “Tattooed Ugly”Lenn Oddity. We make a truly odd pair. And the only professional wrestling couple in the world with split tongues. That’s 2 tongues each. Yea it’s totally hot. Anyways, to get a better idea of how his wrestling style is, and my managing style, check out his site for videos, bios, show dates, etc. So now onto A Day In The Life: Boobie Diva Edition.

Saturday, March 1st 2014.

10 AM: Alarm goes off. Start off my day making myself a 4 egg omlette. Yes I know it’s a lot of eggs. I’m also on a big boob diet. More on that later. Pour myself some Diet Green Tea and start making coffee for my husband. Already contemplating my outfit for managing later. Wondering if I should wear my new shoes that I can’t see anyways. #haven’tseenmyfeetinyears. I’m starting to think like that now. #soannoying. #more boobs.

11 AM: Start getting ready, start getting my outfit together. Time to strap in my girls. Holy hell. They got bigger since last show. I put on my double bra support, my 2 supportive tank tops, and add on my manager fishnet top then my new tank I had to switch to last show. (Had to switch because they grew out of my last one) As I pull on my new tank, my husband and I realize how small this new one has quickly now become. #fuck.

12 PM: Time gets close to leave for our 4 hour commute to Long Island and we squeeze in kitty time. No details here.

1 PM: We take off as I drive us down. I can already feel the enormous pressure of my boobs practically busting my hoodie open. Side note, outside of wrestling shows I dress pretty damn covered. I normally have my boobs completely covered although my boobs show off their size unmistakably in anything I wear. This hoodie I’ve worn many times, on a regular basis most days of the week. Today it felt like it was about to explode off my chest. Especially with the seat belt. This does make me smile. #secretly.

5 PM: We make it to the venue. About 3 hours until show time. Time to start saying hi to other workers and to put our gear away in the locker room. And lots of time to smoke. And get ready. And smoke. Which is what we do for the next couple hours.

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